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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
We are about to add several new items including a headless monster costume, a pooping pig key chain, a squirting ring prank, a pop out snake from nuts can, jumping(spring loaded)candy(were excited about checking these out!!), a poop infested dirty diaper, were bringing back the black face soap, classic dog dirt, fake fried eggs, a fake rubber mouse, fake barf, gel joke, fake blood capsules, and for the bacon gift lovers we didn't leave you out we are getting the all new bacon dental floss!

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by: WasteSomeCash
Monday, May 19, 2008
SHARD-BORN - To be born in dung.



Tommy really never had a chance, he happened to be shad-born. Poor Thing!


by: WasteSomeCash
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Bemute

Bemute - means to drop poop on someone from great height.

Example - Sally decided that she had enough so she bemuted her ex-boyfriend.

This means that sally had dropped poo on her boyfriend from a great height!

To continue your education experience check back tomorrow!

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Here is our pocket get off the phone excuse machine featured on Regis and Kelly! Thanks!!



Get off the phone excuse machine - $9.89


by: WasteSomeCash
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Today we are going to begin a series of vocab lessons for our viewers. You may find yourself overwhelmed with the new word arsenal gained from simply reading our blog every couple of days!

We have a very special word for you today:

Next time you decide to use one of our pranks from the fart section, you can now use a big word to go along with it.


To Bescumber! Bescumber is A verb of the English language.

Definition: To spray with poo.

If you aren't satisfied with the first definition maybe this one will help...

Be*scum"ber\, Bescummer \Be*scum"mer\, v. t. [Pref. be- + scumber, scummer.] To discharge ordure or dung upon. [Obs.]


Example - Johnny was sure irritated by sally's silly antics so he decided to put and end to it. He simply bescumbered her!


by: WasteSomeCash
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
This video is a guide that shows you how to make a fake poop out of an empty household roll of toilet paper.



or you can purchase our fake poop for $1.90!


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The electric shock pen is probably the easiest of the shocking pranks to trick your friends and family with. The shocking pen looks like a nice expensive office pen but when you click the end of the pen to lower the ballpoint, you get one heck of a shock. All you need to prank your victim is to lay the pen out in a location that screams, "USE ME!"

For instance, an excellent location for placement of a shocking pen is right next to the family telephone notepad. Imagine the surprise your mother is in for when she goes to write down her next phone message. The only downside of just leaving your pen sitting out is that you may not get to see the person being shocked. However, even if you aren't in the same room, you will definitely hear them yelp.

If your like most of us people and need the gratification of seeing your victim actually being shocked, I have some useful suggestions. Ask your friend for their address and hand them a piece of paper and the shock pen. The next time you are at the doctor's office signing in, replace their standard pen with your shocking pen and watch the next patient get a shocking rude awakening!


by: WasteSomeCash
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Video clip added


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